Sighting Details - ID: 1

Thermal signature matches jet exhaust plumes.

Looks exactly like a falling Chinese lantern.

Right angle turn at Mach 4 is impossible for humans.

Multiple sensor platforms tracked the target.

EMP blast reported in vicinity confirms energy source.

Movement consistent with a quadcopter drone.

Object tracked moving underwater then to space.

Object became transparent before vanishing.

Video clearly edited, cuts are visible.

Civilian and military radar both tracked it.

Moves like a balloon in the wind.

Just a Chinese lantern burning out.

Radiation burns on witness are documented.

Complerte bullshit

I hate that this is real. Poggers!